right up the middle

At her two month checkup Lauren is in the 50th percentile for just about everything - clocking in at 10-1/2 lbs and a staggering height of 1'-10-1/2" (further confirming my theory that women under 5'-7" always include the fraction).

Where you see mediocrity I see a safe zone on either side - edging towards neither midget nor amazon.

So, to the the woman who had the unmitigated gall yesterday to argue with Jennifer over Lauren's f-ing age - maintaining that she [Lauren] looked too big to be just two months and was Jennifer really sure about that one - bite me.

Like I said, right up the middle.