Monday, November 07, 2005

booleans from cooper's rocks, wv

A hitherto near dogmatic adherence to trad climbing has recently given way to an embrace of all things climbing. Bouldering to be more specific.

I was as surprised as anyone.

static void main (string[] args) {

gym workouts for three weeks makes one feel in-shape = true;
gym workouts for three weeks makes one in-shape = false;

there's nothing quite like climbing in the fall = true;

porter can style his way up most anything = true;

brian can too = false;
brian can with significantly more effort = true;

guy who runs laps on your problem and then allows himself a "new" send by doing the problem in a different way.Equals(new Asshat());

a hole in his leg and a broken back will slow bruce down on a crack climb = false;
the same crack climb will flummox a perfectly healthy porter and brian = true;

throwing 3 cords on the few TR areas.Equals(new Selfish());

porter can keep it together on a highball = true;
barely = true;

bruce can work the same traverse as healthy folk = true;
bruce sends the longest problem of the day = true;

bastard(new Bruce()).hasn't been climbing all day though = true;
brian isn't bitter = false;

couldn't hope to find better climbing partners and friends = true;

}

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Top notch TR, but one omission;

stoned(new Subway_employee()).has the mental acuity of a shrew = true;

and porter snatches yet another great shot.